While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
"I wish I wasn’t so fat," I say to myself as I eat my third bowl of ice cream.
Trying to make plans with your friends..
They’re dragons, Khaleesi. They can never be tamed. Not even by their mother.
Yep, pretty much. #truth #life
When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives